Bruno Takahashi C. de Oliveira

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Eis algumas frases engraçadas (muitas delas vêm do fortune)...

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
                -- Weisert


Q:  Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A:  One per person.


There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire
someone, or forbid your kids to do it.


Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together ...
                -- Carl Zwanzig


For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they
like.
                -- Abraham Lincoln


ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben.  Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken.  Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen.  Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets.  Relaxen und
vatch das blinkenlights!!!


"It's easier said than done."
... and if you don't believe it, try proving that it's easier done than
said, and you'll see that "it's easier said that `it's easier done than
said' than it is done", which really proves that "it's easier said than
done".